Thanks.
- Thanks for what? - For pulling yourself together.
You are doing it for us, right?
- For mom and I? - I'm doing it for the family.
Go to school now. Hurry up.
Sam. That guy, Lasse, is he still bothering you?
- It's not that bad. - Well, that's good.
- Bye. - Bye.
- What are you doing honey? - What do you think?
It's the first job, honey.
Babe, I don't really feel like it.
It's been so long ago. I want you.
You just have to wait. I just have to process it all first.
- You can do that later. - I just have to...
When I have worked a little, I'm back. 100 percent.
I miss you. Don't you understand?
I need to to have some more time.
I have to go honey. See you.
Good, we have now cut the pig into two parts.
From the rump to the throat.
Now those two parts have to be cut of -
- so you have to focus on this.
We cut between the fourth and the fifth ribs.
You just count it. One, two, three, four.
Here I'll cut. You take your knife, -
- cut through the meat, and saw through the bone.
I'm making a cut here.
You let the knife slide through, okay?
You cut through the meat and saw through the bone.
Now I'll get to the bone.
And so on. Any questions?
Yeah, Karsten. You'll get used to it.
Let's have a cup of coffee and a short conversation.
Sounds good? Okay.
Stop it, he's new.
Here is our break room.
Here you pay for coffee or cake.
I usually pay five kroner, but today I'll pay ten.
Then I have paid for you too.
Next time you can pay. As easy as that.
Here are cups and coffee.
Do you drink it black?
This chair is mine, so this one will be yours.
Yes ... Here I've spent much time.
I've been here for almost 30 years.
I was here before Åke bought the place and made it organic.
And I've enjoyed it for all those years.
Bosse, say hi to the new guy.
- Welcome. Bosse. - Karsten Daugaard.
What the heck? A Danish devil?
Relax, Bosse. He is Åke's son in law.
Oh, I see.
I have nothing against Danes. It was just for fun.
I thought of that guy ...
... Ernst-Hugo in the "Kingdom".
"Danish devil!"
It was quite good.
Hello. How are you?
Shouldn't Dallas come with a new glass of breast milk?
Dallas won't come. I have sent a friend instead.
I'm waiting here and no one has come.
And I ran out of it. - Do not worry.
What would the brothers say to you sending your friend ...
You're not listening. Tranquilo, for fuck's sake.
You'll get your delivery.
I have go. See you.
We must talk about your friend.
Listen, I have to call someone.
I've been doing it for 35 years.
I won't school someone, who plays Bergman.
Fine. I really have to call someone. Sorry.
Hello. Vincent?
That package ... You didn't forget it, right?
Yes, the package. I'm forwarding it.
Won't you please consider it?
The two of us should to work together. The two of us.
No, I do not want the porn.
- Are you completely sure? - No. Not anymore.
Okay, that's alright. Bye.
What the hell is wrong with you?
- Tough day? - What?
Are a lot of people calling you?
Yes. It kind of feels like it.
Sometimes you just have to be unambiguous and say no.
- Come here. - Come...
I think you needed that.
See you tomorrow at cock-a-doodle-doo. Seven o'clock.
Bye, see you.
Hell yeah.
That's how it should be.
Isn't it the great butcher? How did it go?
It was like getting the front teeth removed ...
... without anesthesia.
Why won't you work with your friend in Denmark?
If you are too big of a deal to make advertisements, -
- you'll have to deal with it.
What are you doing?
I'm drugging myself so won't feel my shitty life.
You've had a hard day -
- but it won't help to get drunk.
I'm much better now. Do you want a glass?
Yes.
Fuck man. I smell of old sour pig.
- Cheers to that. - Yeah, cheers.
Dad is glad that you accepted the job.
He didn't think you had it in you.
- He got a new girlfriend. - The old pig.
It's my father you're talking about.
He doesn't like me. I don't like him either.
He says that he is in love for real this time.
I'm almost puking.
- Does that mean to throw up? - No, I'm doing this ...
... when I think of your daddy Wait a minute.
Hi, Vinny.
Hi, Karsten.
- But... - What did you say?
I've lost that package. I think ... I must have dropped it.
Have you thrown the package away?
What was in the dirty package?
Hello?
Hello, Vinny?
There he is.
You can't relax. You are so arduous.
Am I arduous? You got to fucking stop!
Okay, take it easy!
Let's leave now.
Listen, I'm very sorry.
I trusted him. He is my friend for fuck's sake.
I asked him to deliver the package -
- and he would do it, but then it didn't happen.
He lost it somewhere.
What?
I know. Sorry.
How are you, my friends?
I'm not cursing anymore. I have a bad mouth.
I am sorry about it. I will do fucking anything ...
Pardon. I will do anything.
The money. No problem. I'll get them.
Yes I know.
King Kong.
Thank you for giving me another chance.
I won't mess it up.
There. That's good.
Be careful with the leg. Good.
You are naturally talented, Karsten.
Movie night tomorrow. Are you coming?
Can our Danish friend join too?
Of course. The Danish devil is one of us now.
You want to go, right?
- I'm not sure... - Of course you're coming.
You are on the team now.
And if you're on the team, you also participate.
Great. It will be perfect.
Give it full gas.
We are red, we are white...
Give it gas when you start it.
Use the choke. Have you tried it?
It doesn't look good.
Lotta and I watched your film yesterday.
"Vici, Vici, Veni", or something like that.
There weren't many in the movie room.
I heard you begun working at Eko-Gris.
No, I don't work for Eko-Gris. I'm doing research for my movie.
What's that smell? It smells of shit.
Karsten, go take a shower after work. You smell like a pig's ass.
Damn it, sausage boy.
Say hi to Jonna. We're just messing with you.
Have you told your friends, I work at the slaughterhouse?
- My friends? - Yes.
Lotta, Erik ... All those fools.
They are equally as much your friends.
Your friends are not my friends.
No? Who are your friends then?
I don't think I have any.
But, honey ...
Maybe I'll get some new friends tomorrow.
I'm joining the boys on the movie night. Out of the slaughterhouse.
Movie night? That sounds cosy.
At least they treat me with respect, right?
They do.
About film nights ...
... I thought we two could go watch a movie.
I have downloaded a movie that we could watch.
What kind of movie?
Just watch it. Then I'll do the rest.
Jonna, what are you doing?
Relax, I'll do it all.
Honey, you know I hate porn movies It's the dullest thing in the world.
Please give it a try.
Good. Follow your instinct.
Better. You look good.
What would you say if I was in a porn movie? If I stood there ...
Just calm down.
Look at that sperm. I'm getting nauseous by looking at it.
Can't we turn it off?
Turn it off.
At least I tried.
Take a small break. Get ready for the next scene.
- Thanks. - No problem.
Vince?
I have asked for quality and you give me this?
A laundry room?
You may have tried standing in your laundry room -
- where your beautiful neighbor enters wanting to talk.
We've all imagined things.
You have not been happy long, Vince.
Your old friend, Karsten ...
He seems to cheer you up. Understandably.
He reminds you of your good times at the film academy.
The golden boys.
The world was still open -
- and one should never be content with something.
I think you want him as classmate here again ...
... so that you're not affected by his disapprobation.
So that he won't judge you.
It's all shit, Vince.
When I'm not that stressed anymore ...
... I get get my lust for sex back.
Then I'll fuck you.
Yes...
I don't think you want quality.
You want a time machine.
Employ him now.
He does not want this. - No, he doesn't.
Do you get excited by watching porn movies?
- Do you? - Yes, they excite me.
Okay, it's anal time.
Yes, the one to the right. The small one. Let's be nice.
I'm already laughing during the credits.
The first one is the best one.
Bosse, you have a visitor! Come here!
Hello, Karsten. Don't mind my mom.
I went for a walk to here. So I brought some beer.
It's nice that you could be here. Look at this, Tuborg.
Then the Danish devil can choose on his own.
Can you get some buns for us?
- We have none. They are in the freezer. Then put them in the oven.
You have to do it yourself.
- It's only once a week! - But what about me?
Muffins! Pull yourself together, Mom!
Okay, "Hot Shots 1" or "Hot Shots 2"?
- Number two. - The first one is most fun.
Karsten can choose, since it's his first time.
- And he is our guest. - Which one do you choose, Karsten?
"Hot Spots"?
"Hot Spots"!
Have not you watched "Hot Shots" with Charlie Sheen?
His name is "Sheen".
- Number one or two? - Let's vote.
Who wants "Hot Shots 1"?
Hand down, Karsten. You don't want to watch that one.
Okay, two votes for the first one.
Who wants to watch ... Mom!
Mom, we're starting soon! Buns!
Should we watch movies or bake?
If you want to watch number two, raise your hand.
- Karsten, raise your hand. - One, two, three...
Then we'll watch "Hot Shots 2" as usual.
That's how it always goes. Why do we rent the first one?
Well, it's time to ...
- The other one as well. - Nobody calls it.
Why do you need two phones? Do you call yourself?
- If they call abroad ... - They have to call the other one.
- Then I know ... - What difference does it make?
Mom!
Do you have to shout like that? Now let's watch the movie.
Damn it.
Hi.
- Did I wake you up? - No.
Did you have fun with your new friends?
Yes. We had some beer and then ...
... we watched "Hot Shots".
"Hot Shots"? Did you watch "Hot Shots"?
Okay.
"Hot Shots 2" and "Hot Shots 1" and then the sequal again.
That's my life, Jonna. It's "Hot Shots" and pigs.
24 hours a day.
You are so beautiful. So beautiful.
Do you feel like a man now?
God damn...
- I'm a little drunk ... - Yes.
- I'm tired. - Yeah, I'm also tired.
- Yes... - Come on.
It was an app.
- Do you know what an app is? - Yes.
It's an app that unites people. It builds bridges ...
... and it fights loneliness.
It's called Tinder.
I met some fantastic people there.
Interesting people.
Well, normally it's an app for teenagers but...
... Jonna says you found a girl on it.
Yes. We met...
...in the bar.
Her name is Krulla.
- Krulla? - I know what it rhymes with.
But it's her name so one has to go along with it.
Well, Karsten?
How is your new job?
- I do not know. - What?
What kind of foolish answer is that? Are you or are you not fine?
Have you been allowed to be the 'front of the chain' yet?
What does 'front of the chain' mean?
Like this.
Choose one of them.
We don't have all day, Karsten.
Just pull it.
No. I can't fucking do it.
I knew you couldn't.
Okay.
It's easy to see why everything falls apart for you.
What the hell are you talking about? - You have no balls.
- You know that. - Fuck you, Åke!
And fuck this gun!
- And fuck that pig! What the hell are you doing?
- Have you gone mad? - Fuck your job, Åke!
And fuck you!
If you leave now don't come back!
- You're not coming here again! - Fuck you, Åke!
My lord...
Fucking Danish pussy. Do I have to do everything myself?
Come here, little friend. Come on.
Vincent? It's Karsten.
Subtitles by Christian Lønsman Larsen